It is time for the annual Octopus festivity present to be handed over: a small scheme to enrich the organisation by stealing and selling ancient Greek artefacts – using middle-hands, of course, so as not to be caught.

This plan is far too progressed to be a failure now. Not even an international band of nosy adventurers can stop us now!

The details for this ingenious scheme can be found on The Troubleshooters’ Archive page.

Long live the Octopus!